We have this game. There are goblins. They are HUGE spazzes and chitter away in their little goblin language at a mile a minute and can't sit still for 3 seconds.
There is also a Goblin King (who is human...oid...er, elfish), and he ends up sending one of his goblins, who is as spastic as they come, to watch over this girl.
The problem here is that I need a name for this little goblin. Normally I'd let the party name him something like Bob, but the Goblin King sends a letter with him that'll state the little guy's name. Because he cares about his goblins and so...you know...knows all their names. Of course, his name would be in goblin, but the King would probably give the party the English translation for it.
I can't think of a good name for a 2-foot tall knife-and-shield wielding spaz.
 You guys have some really wicked awesome suggestions. Arch-Captain Skitti Pettik Sneggi Kijiji Nakren XI is the name I have decided on. Yea, nay, die? Opinions are still welcome. [/edit]