I need a poison that causes stomach pain, vomiting, and fever. Doesn't matter if it comes from a plant, a bug, a snake or a lab.
I'd also love you forever if you give me the antidote and treatment, though it isn't necessary.
If this has been asked already, or is just generally stupid, you have the right to punch me.
Awesome community, by the way.
ETA: Wow. This is really delayed, but you guys rock. I decided to go with nightshade in the end. Thank you!