Since I don't want to spam the list with my punning needs, I'm hoping to find regular once-weekly pun consultants: kind punsters who'd be willing to let me send them five or six punless situations that desperately need to be brightened up with puns.
Are there any such punsters around? It'd be great if you could comment here or send me a private message! You'd earn my undying gratitude, and I'd also be very glad to bake you cookies. :-)
