So I've got an English man and an Australian making a road trip across the US, and they've landed themselves in a local jail cell. While they're waiting to be bailed, they're being harrassed by one of the other inmates, and the Australian finally tells him to shove off in no uncertain terms. Said inmate suggests that he doesn't have to listen to "some limey faggot". The Australian responds by saying, "He's the limey faggot. I'm the [insert slang here]."
Any suggestions welcome, and sorry if I've offended. ^^;