my heart skips around when I hear the sound (darksylvia) wrote in little_details,
my heart skips around when I hear the sound

Euphemisms for control of the remote

I need names for the person who controls the TV remote.

My family has always called it 'the cruel master'. I know in Clueless someone called it being 'couch commando'.

I'd just like the most understandable, so that the largest number of people will get what I'm talking about. It's a character speaking, or I would have just explained it, but I want it slangy--something you would say on a Sunday afternoon while fighting over the remote.

What've you guys got? *g*

ETA: Have used a combination of two suggestions: remote hog. Thanks, guys. Once again, the collective brain triumphs.

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