Situation: One of my characters is a polyglot with a bitchy streak, putting together an insult. The full phrase is,
"He has the build of a Grecian statue... including the small penis."
But I'm looking for the (italicised) second half to be in Greek itself. As my Greek consists of about three words, I'm at a total loss.
I've tried looking at a few websites with lists of insults, but I wouldn't even begin to know how to put together a clause and the phrases I'm finding online look a bit suspect anyway. The more formal the words the better, as he's a real show-off.
I cannot think of another place I could ask a question like this; you guys are awesome.