Personal anecdotes on what happened when you or a friend of a friend *wink wink* got busted for trespassing would also be appreciated.
As it stands, my novel currently has one of the characters, Ebenezer, getting frightened and tearing through the woods. He stumbles upon two police officers patrolling the entrance to the woods where the cemetery is located. He winds up with a ticket for $600 because he pissed off one of the cops by lying to them. His buddy, Simon, who wasn't caught in the cemetery, swings by to pick him up. He admits to being in the cemetery and gets a $200 fine. (He is also the reason that Ebenezer gets outed as being a liar; Simon is not the brightest crayon in the box). I realize this scenario is a bit outlandish, but the novel I'm writing is something of a supernatural farce.