i_am_your_spy (i_am_your_spy) wrote in little_details,

Creative uses for motor oil

Googled: A whole bunch o' things that you'd think would yield porn, but actually got me car advice, which is what I don't need. Also checked out Minotaur's Sex Tips for Slash Writers, but I've seen conflicting advice elsewhere.

Timeline: Inconvenient.

So, erm, can you use motor oil for lube? It seems like it would be a very bad idea, but the source above claims to have done it, and it clearly didn't kill him.

Failing that, what else could they use that they'd find in a tool shed?

EDIT: Thanks guys. Yeah, I didn't think so. I hope that wasn't an unduly traumatizing question.
Tags: ~sex

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