The Question: What's a really, really bad teen vampire book for her to be embarrassed about? It should hopefully be really, really bad even in comparison to standard teen vampire books. Preferably not Anne Rice--enough people like her that I wouldn't think it would be absolutely mortifying. (The character has read more than teen vampire books, but I figure that these would be the most potentially embarrassing.)
The Searches: I've done a few brief searches, but in addition to mostly coming up with actual summaries (a teen vampire's worst fear, or her bad news, or . . .), I also think soliciting opinions rather than trolling the web for reviews would get better results. It should offer a more focused response, anyhow--I get the feeling that internet reviewers can probably get pretty petty about things that aren't actually very bad.
EDIT: Decided to go with Christopher Pike (in general). Thanks for everything--I may end up having to read some of these suggestions . . .
EDIT 2: Scratch that, going with Lynsay Sands' vampire romances, since it really would be more mortifying to be caught with a Romance Novel. Thanks!